Our record was dead last. Every. Single. Time.
Then came Coach Xerras.
With his brain, strategory, and unmatched ability to herd a pack of half-feral paintballers toward greatness, Thomas transformed Massive Sack from lovable losers into tactical savants. He recruited talent. He sharpened what was already there. He demanded focus, discipline, and heart — and gave us belief when all we had was chaos.
Under his leadership, a team that couldn’t buy a Sunday made it to the podium… and then took the crown. From last place to second. From second to Best of New England Champions.
This hoodie honors the man who masterminded the comeback — our coach, our tactician, our Hans Gruber. He may not pull the trigger on the field, but make no mistake: every win started with his voice in our ears.
Featuring bold embroidery, the Massive Sack crest, and a hidden nod to BONE on the sleeve, this limited-run hoodie celebrates the strategist who turned underdogs into legends.
🔥 Details:
Premium heavyweight cotton/poly blend for all-weather durability
“COACH, 34” printed across the back in bold lettering
Massive Sack emblem on the chest
“Best of New England Champions” emblazoned on the back
“Sack Up!” sleeve reminder — because legends don’t flinch
For the ones who think two moves ahead. For the coach who changed everything.
Massive Sack. Champions.
